Thoughts for the Holidays

by Chris Sanchez

Not having a girlfriend during the holidays equates to:


Advantages:                                                    Disadvantages:

One less gift to buy                                          No sex

                                                                             No crazy dinners with girlfriend’s family

                                                                             No movie partner

                                                                             No romantic weekend getaways

                                                                             No long walks on the beach

                                                                             No spontaneous late nights

                                                                             No personal masseuse

                                                                             No boredom killing partner in crime